All About EVP

So let’s talk about EVPs. Electronic Voice Phenomena or EVPs  for short, are a staple of any ghost hunter’s evidence library. The official definition of an EVP is: sounds found on electronic recordings that are interpreted as spirit voices that have been either unintentionally recorded or intentionally requested and recorded” per Wikipedia. Let’s just say that for the most part, the paranormal community is pretty aware of this concept. I won’t go into great detail as to the history and origin of EVPs but it’s an interesting history and and a pretty divisive subject. There are lots of people on both sides of the fence as to whether EVPs actually represent intelligent response from paranormal entities or if it’s simply wishful thinking on the part of the people recording.  As a paranormal enthusiast, I’m pretty sure you can guess where I sit on this issue. Just in case, I have included a visual cue to help you. I present RP Doge

RP Doge is such wow for EVPs

RP Doge is such wow for EVPs

Let’s discuss how to best collect those stellar EVPs on your next ghost hunt. There are many ways to collect audio, but most in the paranormal field opt for DVR (digital voice recorders.) You can spend any amount of money on one of these, but for the most part a middle range DVR will serve you perfectly well. For the sake of convenience, get one with a USB port. This will make exporting your files to a computer much much easier. This matters if you want to easily share your findings with Aunt Esther in Minnetonka when she disputes your paranormal obsession.

Throughout the course of your investigation at whatever locale, your DVR should be up and recording for the most part. You can also attempt to engage any spirit activity at a location by pointedly asking questions of them or inviting them to manifest in any way they choose. Keep in mind, even if you hear nothing at the time, that doesn’t mean there is nothing going on.

This is where the tedious chore of audio review comes in.  Once you have collected all your video and audio recordings, pack up, and head home; there is still the task of reviewing all the footage for anything that wasn’t readily visible or audible at the time of recording. This can be monotonous but it comes with the job. We all knew there had to be a downside to the constant glamor and glitz that is paranormal investigation.

Pay particular attention when investigators are directing questions towards any resident spirit entities. Listen for any intelligible sounds in the background. Often they may be very difficult to make out due to background noise, so make sure you do your review with headphones on in a fairly quiet environment.  Once you hear something, try not to influence yourself to determine what is being said. This is an easy mistake to make. We all have the tendency to ascribe responses to our questions, but try to just listen for sounds with an open mind. I’ve included a link to past EVPs collected by Riverbend Paranormal to give you an idea as to the sorts of questions you might lead with and also to demonstrate some of the types of responses you might be listening for. http://www.riverbendparanormal.com/audio.html

There are three classes of EVP. Type A would be completely clear and legible. This is obviously the rarest type of EVP one will encounter. There second class is Type B and probably the most common type. It is less clear and often there is background noise or masking sounds present, but one can still hear the response with little difficulty. Class C EVPs are ones in which the response can be heard only with great difficulty and are obviously the least legible.

So just be ready to sit and listen to hours of yourself asking repeated questions in lots of locations. It is then and only then that you can have the opportunity to garner those EVP’s that will astound you and raise the hairs on the back of your neck.

MFW this happens

MFW this happens

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How to Tell if Your House is Haunted

Hello parapeeps! Our next adventure is when we help you determine if your house is haunted. Here’s a fairly simple test: If your house looks like this:

Why do all haunted houses look like this?

Why do all haunted houses look like this?

Then your house is probably haunted. Good luck and if you decide to move, you’ll need a very understanding realtor. Ok, maybe kidding a little. Honestly, this image does help to reflect a certain stereotype when it comes to haunted locations. The word “haunted” evokes dark, gloomy, and imposing structures with gothic architecture and creepy darkly lit rooms. It doesn’t sound nearly so imposing if I were to talk about ‘The Haunted Gas Station” or “The Haunted Strip Mall”. Yet, a haunting is simply any location where paranormal activity of unexplained origin occurs. I could have a haunted walk-in closet…SPOILER ALERT: my closet is sadly not a paranormal hot spot.

Having said all that, the simple way to determine if you feel your house may be experiencing unexplainable paranormal activity unfolds in two stages. Stage one is when you observe any abnormal and seemingly unexplained activity that seems paranormal. Doors opening on their own, seeing things that shouldn’t be there on the periphery of your vision, or anything else that just seems out of the ordinary.  If you feel such activity is occurring in your house, don’t panic. Try to record any of the unusual activity. Another thing you can do, is to try to establish baselines for the occurrences. Do these things happen mainly at certain times, only to certain people, or specific locations? Write your findings down. This will help you during the second step of the process.

Now we come to Stage Two. This is where you actively try to debunk any of the paranormal phenomena. If doors or cabinet drawers are opening on their own, you can try to determine if the area is free of drafts, humidity, and any other structural issues that might cause them to open on their own. Hearing strange noises at night? Make sure your house isn’t settling or that your heating or cooling system is not the culprit. Continue trying to actively explain any paranormal activity by logical means. Once you have done this, if you still have occurrences that cannot be rationally explained away, you can operate under the premise that your house may be haunted.

This is where a paranormal investigation team comes in. They can come into your house and set up various types of equipment such as video surveillance, K2 meters, voice recorders, spirit boxes and so forth. An experienced team will try to engage any entities through established procedures and record their efforts. Then comes the video and audio review to see if any evidence was gathered.

So even if you don’t live in a Victorian estate beside an abandoned graveyard, it’s still very possible that your house could be haunted. If you want more information or have questions, Riverbend Paranormal is always available to help anyone who feels they may be experiencing a brush with the paranormal. Also, I can send you guys some sweet pictures of my non-haunted walk-in closet.

Pictures or It Didn’t Happen…

You know, a given about being a paranormal investigator is that you are always going to encounter the die hard skeptics. Or in my case, you encounter them, marry them, and suffer a lifetime of dubious looks and long sighs when discussing the paranormal. I’ve met my fair share of believers and skeptics alike. I think its a big world and we’re all entitled to our opinions. This however brings me to one central concept when investigating haunted locations: Evidence, and how that evidence is collected is vital to paranormal investigation. Let’s take this opportunity to walk you through the basic equipment that you need for paranormal pursuits.

Everyone may differ on what they feel is essential gear for going ghost hunting. Some people bring everything but the kitchen sink because they like to be prepared. That’s okay. I’m a big fan of being prepared. I’m more or less addressing beginning ghost hunters or those who would like to explore the field of paranormal investigation a bit before they invest in a bunch of equipment. The most important thing you need to bring with you on an investigation, you already possess. You should bring a mind that is open to whatever you are about to experience. Notice, I didn’t say you had to believe in the paranormal or that you had to believe in ghosts specifically. If you are going so far as to venture on any sort of paranormal investigation, then it’s almost a given that you aren’t entirely a skeptic.

Let’s move on to the more practical side of things. The main objective at any haunted locale is EVIDENCE. That’s the Holy Grail of every paranormal crusade. To begin with, a decent camera and a digital voice recorder (DVR) will suffice. The camera is of course for taking pictures, and the DVR will be used to record you addressing the presumed spirits or entities with questions and requests for activity or communication. Often, people will find that even if there is no visible sound during the recording, inevitably at playback there will be some disembodied voices responding in an intelligent way. This is called an EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomena).

So, you’ve got your camera and DVR…it’s go time, right?  Not so fast, Spookster. It’s my practical nature, but make sure you carry a flashlight and batteries. Lots and lots of batteries. Not just because your equipment may eat up battery power, but also because its a known phenomena that batteries can mysteriously be drained at a haunted location. There are many explanations as to why this can happen, and we might discuss those later. For the time being, just remember to stock up on batteries and you can thank me later.

This is where I act much as your sweet Grandma would. I will now tell you to dress comfortably and appropriately for the weather. Wear sturdy shoes, preferably ones that have the word “ortho” in them. Ok, maybe not that far, but you should remember that many locations are unheated, sometimes abandoned or not currently functional, and that you will most likely be tromping around in the dark aided only by your flashlight. Luckily, it has lots of batteries though. (See above paragraph).

Ok, got all the practical bases covered. Let’s move on. Now, I feel like if you’ve seen any horror movies in your lifetime, it goes without saying that investigating all by yourself is not the best idea. Possibly the only worse thing you could do would be to make fun of Jason Voorhees. The primary concern is for your safety, and you’ll most likely be navigating a place you aren’t that familiar with. The secondary concern would be that if you do observe anything possibly paranormal, you can see if you weren’t alone in seeing/hearing it.  So grab a friend, or your neighborhood paranormal guy whose name is often cruelly mispelled as BRAIN, and head out to investigate something haunted.

K2 Meter @ Mineral SpringsMall

K2 Meter @ Mineral SpringsMall

So You Want to Be a Paranormal Investigator?

If you have an interest in paranormal phenomena and you think it’s something you’d like to pursue, here are some tips to help you on your way. Honestly, the only thing you really need when getting started is a genuine desire to explore the field of paranormal investigation. Now, do you HAVE to be part of a team? No, not at all. You will find however that when you join the company of people who share your curiosity and passion for exploring haunted locations, the experience is greatly magnified. It will also serve to help you learn the ropes by surrounding yourself with people who have some experience in the field. You will also see that by having others with you in the course of your “ghost hunting”, you can often bounce ideas and questions off one another to debunk or validate any phenomena that may occur while you are on location. I will discuss a few things to consider when choosing a paranormal group to align yourself with.

Are they at least somewhat established in the paranormal community? The paranormal community is a constantly changing landscape. Groups are constantly forming and dissolving. By choosing a group that is stable and established, you are increasing your chances that you are dealing with a team has a good interpersonal dynamic and that the members are experienced and professional. (That’s not to say that a new group couldn’t have those qualities, but much like choosing any service; if you choose someone that’s been around for a while, there’s a good chance they are good at what they do otherwise they wouldn’t still be around.)

A big red flag for anyone would be a paranormal group that charges people for investigations or charges for anything beyond the fees certain locations charge investigators for access to those locations. Paranormal investigation really isn’t for anyone hoping to make a profit from investigating. Those of us who maintain paranormal groups do so simply because this is what we love. Avoid those who do this, and you will be sure to find a group that shares the same motivations you do.

Something else to consider beyond these factors, but possibly the most important is whether you feel that your prospective group is a good fit with your personality. If you are in it for the long haul, your team members will be the people that you will spend a huge chunk of your time with both on location and off. Ask yourself: Are these people I would enjoy spending fourteen hours with in a dark abandoned building? If the answer to all these questions is yes, CONGRATULATIONS!!! You’ve found your paranormal team.

I’m so very lucky in that my paranormal team is more than just a group of people who share a love of paranormal investigation. We are parafamily. We share our lives beyond the scope of ghost hunting. We celebrate birthdays, promotions, holidays…we pretty much use anything for an excuse to get together. If you can find such amazing people to surround yourself, you won’t regret it and you may find that you’ve made lifelong friends in the process.

Riverbend Paranormal: Super Professional Shot

Riverbend Paranormal: Super Professional Shot